Josh, 21:
Appraiser:
Carlsberg
Tenants superbru
Dark fruits strong bow
Drip tray pint
Flavour finder:
Fruit infused beer
Coffee stout
Plum porter
Beer snob:
Is this brewed locally ?
Can I have a taste of this please ?
It it hoppy mate ?
Turning away when being served
Student:
cheapest,
strongest pint,
ID,
reckless,
pissed otley run
Hipster:
Hoppy beers
Bitters
Flavoured beer
Stouts
Foam in moustache
Downer & gulper:
pints in between rounds
2 pints a round
Giving eyes to the nurser to get the next round in
Impatient
Nurser: old man
Slow drinker
Too pissed to carry on
Beer for the taste
Half Pinter:
Having a break
Getting started
End of the night
Half a shandy
Taster
Drink with pinkie up
Old faithful:
Guinness
John smiths
A golden
Whisky
Badger hopping hare ale
Butter shandy
Bitter not butter
The clueless one:
What's the cheapest larger mate ?
What percentage is that ?
What's the lightest beer mate ?
Got any fruity ciders ?
£5 pound for a pint ?
Christmas drinkers
Lizzie, 19:
The clueless one:
House IPA
Old faithful:
Always a Theakstons
Half Pinter:
old couple
Student:
always get an Amstel or 9% draft
The appraiser:
I like those people
Emma, 20:
The clueless one:
Oh great I've got to explain this again'
Student:
whats cheapest
Flavour Finder:
this is my job not yours
you don't know everything
Snob:
I know what you want
I want a big head on that
half pinter;
just get a fucking pint
Old Faithful:
I know what you want
the usual?
Nurser:
he needs to be barred
ohh fuck off Neal
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